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  Never go to more that two meetings a day or you will never get anything done.  
     
  Be green. Recycle.  
     
  Don't mix smoking and illiteracy.  
     
 
Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.
 
     
  Never mess with nerds  
     
  There are no stupid questions.  Only stupid people.  
     
  People marter than you say evolution is a fact. So shut your stupid mouth and live with it.  
     
  Golf is an expensive way to play marbles  
 
 
 
To prove you're a good sport, you've got to lose.
 
     
 
Self depreciating humor is much easier than dieting.
 
     
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