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  Nancy refused to talk to Douglas until he had a breath mint.  
     
  Slather belongs to a snake cult who has rewritten the Genesis account of the Fall  
     
  "So," said Alice. "Where is my apple?"  
     
  The next day, Mick came down with a severe case of wart belly.  
     
  When turtles lost their shells, they become both naked and homeless.  
     
  I always keel a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy - W.C. Fields  
     
  Must have been that funny tasting fly  
     
 
After closer inspection, Billy understood why the fishing worms were biting him.
 
     
  Try as he might, Tad could not break the twig.  
 
 
 
The tortoise's advice was always reliable. He had turtle recall.
  
 
 
 
The snake's dentist exam was too intimate for Liz, so she bit his head off
  
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