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  Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.  
     
 
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
  
     
  Never hit a man with glasses. Use a baseball bat.  
     
  Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it on a fruit salad.  
     
 
A self refuting perspective
  
     
  Hmmmm....  
     
  You can take on a large number of tasks if you do them all poorly  
     
  Don't bite off more than you can chew  
     
  Never go grocery shopping when you are hungry  
     
  When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.  
     

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